The People's Republic of The Orson Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Federal Cabinet with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 31.602 billion Orsonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravenwood. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orsonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,998 trillion Kirahes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 221,450 Kirahes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Orson Empire's national animal is the Emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freethought.

The Orson Empire is ranked 311,191^st in the world and 9^th in Empire of Andrew for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -46.9 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.